Kastanolatry

Kastanolatry is the worship of the color brown, a branch of chromolatry. The color represents two of the most important aspects of nature — Earth and humanity. Due to that important representations, God colors the woods, earth, and many animals and people brown. Brown is unsurprisingly the most common color in nature. Many foods and solid excretions are brown as foods are literally pieces of earth that humans need to eat in order for humanity to thrive while feces are wastes excreted by humans meant to return to the ground that make up the earth.