Carcerolatry

Carcerolatry is the worship of prison. Unironically, prisons are commonly worshipped by prisoners, especially those that are religious. Worshippers say that God instructed humanity to build prisons so they can lock up bad people and keep good people safe. A certain carcerolaters say that the prison god patrol the prisons as human guards that would keep the prisoners in. When attempting an escape from prison, the God that is kind to them lays out the methods, route, and plan using one's mind and the prisoner follows the directions that would give them a best chance of escaping successfully.