Scolionolatry

Scolionolatry is the worship of school. Some worshippers say that school is only meant to teach people about the gods and religion. All the learning materials used to teach students were written by God and the long-term benefit of it is attaining god-like knowledge. The purpose of school being a considerable-sized building is that accommodating a lot of people in one building would spread the knowledge around more quickly and more efficiently and many people being learned simultaneously would please God. Schools that provide higher learning skills need to be bigger and have more students because God wants to watch over more people so it can pick out someone who attained god-like knowledge sooner and in greater bundle. God gives out awards to students who fulfilled a required knowledge in graduation ceremonies.